We are nothing if not huge fans of random holidays. Today's holiday was too good to pass up. It's Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, yes, it's a mouthful, but we're sure you can come up with some great suggestions. With classics like, "I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better" or "You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly," this is bound to be a fun day.

So, give us the most head-scratching, eyebrow raising quirky country music song titles you can think of for today's 9:30 Coffee Break.

Songs Played:

Jerry Reed - "She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft)"

Johnny Cash - "Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart"

Roger Miller - "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd"

Charlie Walker - "Don't Squeeze My Sharmon"

Buck Owens - "Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass"

Lorretta Lynn & Conway Twitty - "You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly"